- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: boyfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
me doing my homework
- me: whats this
- me: wait
- me: what does that mean
- me: im hungry
- me: what
- me: oh i get it
- me: wait no i dont
- me: wtf
- me: *goes on tumblr*
- Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
- me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
- dad: hey she came out of her hole
- dad: it's like you live in a cave
- dad: we haven't seen you in a while
- dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
- dad: you only leave to stock up on food
- dad: oh and there she goes
- dad: walking right past me with her food
- dad: see you in a few days
